Saturday, September 22, 2007

LIVE FROM T-TOWN


***LIVE***Look in the comments for updates all day long as Z-Money brings you live coverage from T-Town***LIVE***
Final Score:
UGA-26 Bammer-23!
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!!!!

26 comments:

The Godfather said...

Z-Money called in and said the Wal-mart in Terd town is like "Redneckville USA." Several three hundred pound women with mullets approached him about the game.

The Godfather said...

Z-Money and all the folks who traveled with him have been very ill from Dreamland BBQ. Hopefully with some fluids there will be no one out for the game. The RV smells as though "a large animal passed away in the bathroom."

The Godfather said...

Z-Money confirmed that the entire town smells of moth balls from all the 1993 Sugar Bowl shirts being worn to the game.

The Godfather said...

The owner of a gas station in terd town just told Z-Money, "Boy, I can't believe you drove seven or eight hours just to lose to the Tide. Alabama would still win even if the UGA players used guns during the game. We are unbeatable with Saban."

The Godfather said...

Z-Money informed me that Lee Corso put on an elephant hat this morning. Z-Money is now feeling better about winning tonight.

The Godfather said...

Z-Money just confirmed that Terd Town is one classy place.

The Godfather said...

From Z-Money: There are rednecks dressed in Crimson all over the place. I'm on my way to the A-Club to raise some hell. (The A-Club is an exclusive club for former letterman)

There are weird lookin' hats that are black and white, they all look alike. I don't understand what they are, they look like something from the 1940's. If I've seen one I've seen them all. I'm going into the A-Club rights now, I'm gettin' for free it is normally $50 a person.

The Godfather said...

From Z-Money: I've never seen so many ugly women in my life. This place can't compare to UGA or Auburn.

The Godfather said...

Z-Money has entered the A-Club under the name of "Ricky Bobbie" who is a high school football coach in Georiga. He is trying to sell his top running back named Carten Cordell, who is the fastest player Ricky has ever coached. The Alabama coaches seem very interested. We are waiting on a Saban sighting.

This whole thing reminds me of Jack Ass part 3 or Borat part 2.

Jason Burns said...

This could be the best thing ever posted on the internet. Me and all my friends are gathering around the computer waiting to see what Z-Money will do next.

The Godfather said...

The blog just went over 500 hits on the day.

The Godfather said...

Z-Money: This place looks like a Denny's, but the place mats at Denny's look better and the waitresses are more promising.

The Godfather said...

UGA takes 7-0 lead!

Z-Money: It's crazy but all the hot girls are wearing red and black and all the fat girls are wearing crimson.

The Godfather said...

UGA takes 10-0 lead!

No-Money said...

Stafford for Heisman!! 2 picks.

No-Money said...

Tripp Chandler, 2 drops, where do they find these losers at Georgia.

The Godfather said...

Score is now UGA-20 Bammer-13.

Z-Money says to expect a battle for the rest of the game.

Two Bammer chicks with mullets just asked Z-Money for his cell number and he told them he left it in his trailer before the game.

The Godfather said...

Welcome to the party "No-Money"

The Godfather said...

Bammer at the UGA 45 with 4:29 left trailing by 7 points. This is going to be a close one.

The Godfather said...

Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson has scored and we are tied with 1:09 left.

No-Money said...

Tripp Chandler, what a loser. No wonder he's at Georgia.

The Godfather said...

Tripp Chandler makes huge Fourth and One catch to set up winning field goal.

The Godfather said...

Game headed to OT.

No-Money said...

Coutu, another loser.

The Godfather said...

UGA WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROLL TIDE ROLL, AROUND THE BOWL AND THROUGH THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!

No-Money said...

Georgia pulls out a squeaker against the powerhouse that is Alabama, Stafford for Heisman, he's legit now.